The Work Dialogues: Coffee Hunt

This morning I wasn't able to get my Starbucks, I was running late and I had a meeting. So there are like six coffee makers in my building, but every pot have a different type of coffee, whether its a different flavor or strength. So since I am a Starbucks Junkie, I never drink the "office coffee" but I had no choice this morning. So while I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off, trying to find the perfect coffee in one out of the six pots. My co-worker stops me in the middle of my coffee hunt, the dialogue went a bit like this:

CO: Hey, do you really NEED coffee? I mean just drink some tea.

ME: Ummmm, but I don't want tea and yes this morning I WANT coffee.

CO: Well I have some GOOD tea on hand, that sure will GET you going!

ME: Oh! No, thanks!

CO: Why are you so BLAH, this morning, cheer up!

ME: (SMIRKING) I'm so BLAH, because I haven't had a good ole cup of Joe, now if you would excuse me--I NEED to go and find my coffee. Have a good day!

But I really wanted to say, I drink coffee because I am not a morning person OR BETTER YET: